(Perfect Day by Hoku fades in and out)
(The Sound of Milwaukee by Fatboy Slim fades in)
…I’m going to tell all of you at Susquehanna why I’m going to make an amazing podcaster.
As President of my sorority, I’m skilled at commanding the attention of an audience and discussing very important issues.
(Background noise at a sorority chapter meeting)
(Sound of a gavel banging)
It has come to my attention that some of our sisters are wearing Doc Martens on Pin Attire Wednesdays instead of proper business casual attire. All those opposed to boots with laces please say I.
(Resounding I from sisters)
(Sound of a gavel banging)
I’m also able to recall hundreds of important details about podcasts at the drop of a hat!
Hey DJ, do you remember what topics they discussed last season on the first episode of Me/US/U?
Why yes Kayla, I do! Once again we join an amazing team of Susquehanna students led by Dr. Lang as they dive into the world of podcasting. Sarah Lopez, Amanda Leyman, and Katie Willis welcome a few fellow students/guests onto the show to discuss the ever-interesting subject of “College Misconceptions.” They go into so many fascinating topics such as the stereotypes of party animals, balancing their social life on top of academics, life after graduation, and the seriously juicy details of a first-year friendship turned sour.
I’m a podcaster that’s comfortable using jargon of the trade in everyday life.
(Coffee shop background noise)
Hi, welcome to Starbucks, can I take your order?
I would like a grande brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso obvi. Hey, did you know that according to Wikipedia, a podcast is an episodic series of spoken word digital audio files that a user can download to a personal device for easy listening?
That’ll be $3.19 ma’am…
As a podcaster, I’m able to get down to the gritty, real subjects that people want to know about on this show…
(Phone dialing)
Hello, is this Kevin Hamilton? Yes, I’m just calling in regards to the menu at Bento Sushi… Please let me know why everything is more expensive than a meal swipe?
… And my interview skills are unmatched because of my ability to get the truth out of my guests
(Texting sound)
Um guys– who in the suite used the Brita this morning and didn’t refill it afterwards?? I’m getting really tired of drinking sink water.
What’s that? You’re all dying to hear more about me? Okay, Hi my name is DJ, of course, and this is my cat Socks (Cat meow) and we’re both Libra pescatarians. I’m getting my Bachelor’s degree in English- Publishing and Editing from SU, I was a Phi Sigma Kappa sweetheart, I’m super involved in my sorority, Alpha Delta Pi, and last year I won Most Likely to Get ID’d when I’m 30. In my free time I love online shopping, drinking iced coffee, and reading really trashy romance novels. Oh and four years ago I saw Drake Bell in the Orlando Airport and I talked him out of buying this truly heinous pair of purple flip flops. What a fashion disaster…
In conclusion, I know that I’m going to be the best podcaster because what… like it’s hard? And that’s why you should listen to me, DJ Bunce, future podcaster for the class of 2022!
The introductory song used today in this podcast is entitled “Perfect Day” performed by Hoku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sef4JSucZrQ
The background music used today in this podcast is entitled “The Sound of Milwaukee” by Fatboy Slim.